This season, a new breed of competition breaks forth from the jaws of Endstation: SPONSOR-AN-ARTIST! Feats of bravery, stamina, and outright lunacy will amaze and astound! Four artists engaging in a brutal showdown to win the coveted title of Endstation's
LWOOTAM: Least Waste Of Our Time And Money.
MEET THE CONTENDERS:
(pictured above from left to right.)
Sergio Alberto Soltero (a.k.a. Meat Duck)
George West Carruth (a.k.a. The Cool Guy)
Michael Francis Dominic Stablein, Jr. (a.k.a. The Vixen)
Walter Bronislaw Kmiec, Jr. (a.k.a. Chorizo)
We have a ragtag group of contenders this year. All of which are, frankly, a perfect waste of time and money. But only one can win the coveted title of LEAST.
Ladies and Gentlemen, retrieve your checkbooks, credit cards, and cold hard cash. The more money you donate to Endstation (and to this campaign) the more ridiculous challenges these four artists have to undergo. All of which will be delivered to you in high-definition video, no matter your location.
Each artist is competing against the other to raise the most for the company and each artist has a different set of tailor-made challenges he must undergo should he reach that dollar amount.
We four, fearless artists will test the very limits of our artistic and athletic mettle. Who will emerge victorious and who will crumble?
I... am the Vixen. And I challenge YOU to donate.
Donate to me and, I assure you, I will not disappoint.
THE VIXEN'S CHALLENGES
(READY YOUR CHECKBOOKS.)
$25 The BOAT HOUSE CHALLENGE
$50 The DIAPER CHALLENGE
$75 The T-ROOM CHALLENGE
$100 The DRIVE-THRU CHALLENGE
$150 The SCENE SHOP CHALLENGE
$200 The ROMEO CHALLENGE
$300 The KARAOKE CHALLENGE
$500 The NAKED ATHLETE CHALLENGE
$750 The DAISY FLETCHER CHALLENGE
$1000 DONORS' CHOICE
The Sweet Briar Showdown will commence soon... Remain alert.